Score: 10

"I suck at making these review titles."

submission: Legendary Tales 1-4

date: December 8, 2004

I already saw 1-3 on DevART (I think I was the first person on DevART to see Cooking With Sal too o.O!), which were still hilarious, and #4 was new to me. My bro used to play DDR a lot, so I recognized the first song (not the second one, though) Naturally, I sucked at it. I liked the cashier headbanging XD

Score: 10

"LJ+Joanime+Cycon+Gerkinman+Others = Genius"

submission: The Matrix Still Has You

date: September 28, 2004

If you fell into the "other" category, sorry, it's because I hadn't heard of you before =/ ...and I kinda ran out of characters for the title, too.
Anyway, my two favorite scenes were the Mobil Ave scene and the Subway scene. Mobil Ave was definitely the funniest one, and the Subway one had the best graphics (in combination with humor), although Gerkin does awesome graphics too. I did, however, love the "Bricks are Fun" reference, and I look forward to seeing more from each of you.

Score: 8

"Heh."

submission: Duck and Cover!

date: September 1, 2004

I remember when I saw the ORIGINAL version. You know, the one they showed little kids decades ago. I lauged my ass off because there's NOTHING you can do when an A-Bomb strikes. I mean, they should mention the fallout shelters more, because you're safer in a fallout shelter than doing "Duck & Cover"...your ass...

Score: 7

"Scummy..."

submission: Adventure Game Engine

date: August 17, 2004

Reminds me a lot of the SCUMM system. Some of the best games I've ever played use the SCUMM system. This is cool, but kinda pointless. Try making an actual game.

Score: 10

"One of your best."

submission: Magical Trevor

date: August 12, 2004

Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cause the tricks that he does
are ever so clever.
Look at him now,
Disappearing the cow.
Where is the cow
Hidden right now?
Taking a bow,
It's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen
That the trick is clever.
Look at him at there
With his leathery, leathery whip,
It's made of magic,
And with a little flip,
Yeah yeah yeah,
The cow is back.
Yeah yeah yeah,
The cow is back.
Back back back
From its Magical Journey, yeah...
What did he see,
In a parellel dimension?
He saw beans,
Lots of beans,
Lots of beans,
Lots of beans.
Oh beans,
Lots of beans,
Lots of beans,
Lots of beans,
Yeah yeah!

Score: 8

"HOLY CRAP!"

submission: Stick Death in 3-D

date: June 25, 2004

That was cool!

Score: 10

"Best. Flash. Ever."

submission: Balloon Duel

date: June 24, 2004

Wow! You rock! There are a few minor bugs, but this is a great remake of a great game.

Score: 8

"I know just how you feel."

submission: Windows VD

date: June 23, 2004

I didn't even touch the My Documents folder?

Is there a correct password to the God account?

Score: 10

"Ooh...gory."

submission: remove3

date: June 20, 2004

It's gory...but true. I love it!

Score: 9

"Perfect...well, almost."

submission: "Chickens"

date: June 20, 2004

Yeah, it needed to be a bit longer...I dunno. The animation was great, though. Deserves a 12.